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“And then you go back to where those two kids are packin up their peanut butter enterprise ‘cuz somebody told them they’d fail, and I want you to hand them ‘Tomorrow.’”
- Scratch & Dent Dreams, by Eric Darby
#can you imagine if atheists said that after everything they said #”I’d like a burger and fries please. Also there is no God.” #”Happy birthday Mom. Also there is no God.” #”The Avengers was a fucking great movie I want to see it again! Also there is no God.” #”That was the best sex I’ve ever had in my life. But there is still no God.”
I HAVE NO CONCEPT OF BEAUTY.
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Solo Cups: Knowledge
I was curious about the lines on solo cups the other weekend and learned something amazing. This information should be taught in an intro class to all high schoolers and college students.
It turns out that the lines of the solo cup allows you to measure out a shot, a glass of wine, and a beer. This would have been ridiculously helpful during my partying years!
holy motherfucker
i wouldn’t have blacked out so many times had i known this. jesus
